🐾 About Super Grover: Canine-in-Chief of Canis Est Deus 🐾

“God spelled backwards is Dog. Coincidence? Super Grover thinks not.”

Meet Super Grover, the Manchester Terrier with a résumé longer than your ex’s excuses. He’s not just a dog — he’s the spiritual backbone, emotional support beast, and unpaid intern behind canisestdeus.com, a place where we dive deep into paediatrics, partner problems, and peculiar neighbours — with wit, wisdom, and the occasional growl.

🦴 Curriculum Vite-WOOF:

Breed: Manchester Terrier (a small dog with the energy of a 2005 rave) Role: Emotional auditor and truth-sniffing bloodhound Likes: Sniffing red flags before you marry them, long walks (away from toxic people), and diagnosing family dysfunction from a distance Dislikes: Gaslighters, narcissists, and people who say “he’s just a dog”

🐶 Why Super Grover Runs This Place

Super Grover was born with a purpose: to sniff out the stuff you don’t want to admit — in your relationships, your parenting, and that strange thing your neighbour does on Wednesdays. His tail wags to the rhythm of truth bombs, and his bark echoes through the halls of spiritual clarity. He doesn’t judge (he’s a dog, duh), but he will stare at you until you figure it out yourself.

✨Theology Meets Tail-Wagging

At Canis Est Deus, we believe that God is Dog, and Dog is God — not in a blasphemous way, but in that deeply comforting, possibly chaotic, always honest kind of way. Super Grover is here to remind you that:

All behaviour is communication (even peeing on the carpet), Kids aren’t broken (but the systems around them might be), And love should feel safe (not like chasing a squirrel into traffic).

🦴 What Super Grover Wants You To Know:

Paediatrics: Every tantrum is a sermon. Every side-eye is a red flag. Listen closely. Relationships: If someone throws your metaphorical ball and never lets you bring it back, it’s not fetch — it’s manipulation. Neighbourhood Watch: Super Grover sees you, Dave from Number 9. And yes, it is weird how your kids never speak at dinner.

🐾 Final Bark:

Super Grover doesn’t have all the answers. But he does have an intuitive understanding of emotional regulation, sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive bake-offs, and the kind of partner who only texts back after you threaten to walk.

He’s not here to normalise bad behaviour — he’s here to name it, laugh at it, and lovingly bite its ankles until it stops.

Because if we can’t laugh about it, we’ll cry. And if we cry, Super Grover will try to lick our tears, and that’s just weird.

Canis Est Deus. Welcome to the Church of Canine Clarity.

Sniff wisely. Love wildly. Pee only on what matters.